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Puke time.

You have to do better than that, dude or virginity will never go away.
I pretend to be shy and maybe a bit helpless with domestic things.
They feel motherly so I get to act like a potential daddy.
I have tried another method that commonly works.
When you see your target for the evening, walk their direction but don't look at them.
When you get close, make eye contact and do a semi under thr breath, "wow".
She feels ultra sexy and you're half way to scoring.

Too many people assume girls will be offended if you make it clear you want them for sex.
Rubbish. Girls would spend all that time trying to look good if they weren't interested in making a sausage sandwich.

Excuse me miss, I've got a real problem and I wonder if you could help me?

I've lost my phone number, could you give me yours?

Result: You either get laughed at or you get lucky. You will rarely ever get slapped in the face with this one.   LOL

guy : are you a FLOWER?
girl : why?
GUY : you'r so fresh and love to smell you all the time......

Mine would be:

...........................


oh I just remembered I never used any

maybe one day

Oi, bird, I'm a bee, fancy a sting?

man : are you a TUMOR?

lady : WHY?

MAN : cause if you are I will keep you grow inside me and die together..........

abdulazziz lopez wrote:

man : are you a TUMOR?

lady : WHY?

MAN : cause if you are I will keep you grow inside me and die together..........

dude, seriously? and it worked?

wjwoodward wrote:

Excuse me miss, I've got a real problem and I wonder if you could help me?

I've lost my phone number, could you give me yours?

Result: You either get laughed at or you get lucky. You will rarely ever get slapped in the face with this one.   LOL

this is one is funny .lol

This one worked so well, I ended up with a wife.

Sorry I'm staring at you but you're just so cute.

Moroccan1 wrote:

wjwoodward wrote:

Excuse me miss, I've got a real problem and I wonder if you could help me?

I've lost my phone number, could you give me yours?

Result: You either get laughed at or you get lucky. You will rarely ever get slapped in the face with this one.   LOL

this is one is funny .lol

I actually used this one a number of times when I first arrived in Brazil. Usually walked up to a beautiful Brazilian woman in the street with my cellular phone in hand and looking kind of puzzled and asked this. In most cases they just blurted out their number then realized what I had done and started to laugh. They'd usually add, but it's ok you can call me anyway.

wjwoodward wrote:

Moroccan1 wrote:

wjwoodward wrote:

Excuse me miss, I've got a real problem and I wonder if you could help me?

I've lost my phone number, could you give me yours?

Result: You either get laughed at or you get lucky. You will rarely ever get slapped in the face with this one.   LOL

this is one is funny .lol

I actually used this one a number of times when I first arrived in Brazil. Usually walked up to a beautiful Brazilian woman in the street with my cellular phone in hand and looking kind of puzzled and asked this. In most cases they just blurted out their number then realized what I had done and started to laugh. They'd usually add, but it's ok you can call me anyway.

there goes the sayings, "Life begins at 40", nice Sir.

You know, I hate to be rational since I'm a woman and all, but why not just talk to people like they are people?  Why do you have to say stupid things to people when you meet them?

HaileyinHongKong wrote:

You know, I hate to be rational since I'm a woman and all, but why not just talk to people like they are people?  Why do you have to say stupid things to people when you meet them?

Men, my sweet little darling, are men.
Basically, that means we do into 'reproductive' mode whenever we see a woman we like the look of (most) or we think we like the look of when we get drunk (the rest except for the really old/young,  our mother (not in Oedipus's case) and any sisters).

We ignore all in the hope of seeding our genes and commonly make fools of ourselves as we trip over out tongues when we spout total crap in some bootless attempt to breed.

Some quote poetry, some have really crap chat up lines, some are blunt (That'll be me) but most are useless.

By the way, you look nice in your latest avatar - next time you're in Indonesia, do you fancy watching a movie with me?
I know a lovely restaurant we could visit before the cinema.

mas fred wrote:

By the way, you look nice in your latest avatar - next time you're in Indonesia, do you fancy watching a movie with me?
I know a lovely restaurant we could visit before the cinema.

oohhh Haileeeeyyyy

i guess Fred will take you to the cinema with a bed instead of a chair
indonesia do have that kind of cinema... with the velvet room (that's how they call it)

aabie ryan wrote:

mas fred wrote:

By the way, you look nice in your latest avatar - next time you're in Indonesia, do you fancy watching a movie with me?
I know a lovely restaurant we could visit before the cinema.

oohhh Haileeeeyyyy

i guess Fred will take you to the cinema with a bed instead of a chair
indonesia do have that kind of cinema... with the velvet room (that's how they call it)

Do they?
Addresses please.

i would like to tell you here,
But then Juliene,Harmonie,Armand and the rest will say
"No ad please.."

Should I send a PM without being reported?

aabie ryan wrote:

i would like to tell you here,
But then Juliene,Harmonie,Armand and the rest will say
"No ad please.."

Should I send a PM without being reported?

PM is fine.

Aabie you seem to know the most interesting of places in Jakarta...

Fred..If I send the PM what will I get as my rewards?
LOL

Luke..like you don't know me..ummm,do you?

aabie ryan wrote:

Fred..If I send the PM what will I get as my rewards?
LOL

I'll be happy to talk dirty to you. Maybe even take you to the cinema.

mas fred wrote:

aabie ryan wrote:

Fred..If I send the PM what will I get as my rewards?
LOL

I'll be happy to talk dirty to you. Maybe even take you to the cinema.

aabie ryan wrote:

oohhh Haileeeeyyyy

i guess Fred will take you to the cinema with a bed instead of a chair
indonesia do have that kind of cinema... with the velvet room (that's how they call it)

He said that knowing that I would not accept.  This is supposed to be proof that guys have to use stupid lines and not talk to women sincerely.

LOL!

I always thought 'pick up" lines were made to tell other men so we can watch them get shot down by the ladies.

Hilarious good fun.

Here is one that will get you shot down quick...

"I like what you are wearing...can I try it on."

Good luck, but you do not need pick up lines.

HaileyinHongKong wrote:

aabie ryan wrote:

oohhh Haileeeeyyyy

i guess Fred will take you to the cinema with a bed instead of a chair
indonesia do have that kind of cinema... with the velvet room (that's how they call it)

guys have to use stupid lines and not talk to women sincerely.

well , we use the pick up line just to make girls smile or laugh

You can tell a joke without being one.

ericwt wrote:

LOL!

I always thought 'pick up" lines were made to tell other men so we can watch them get shot down by the ladies.

You just might be right about that.

Moroccan1 wrote:

HaileyinHongKong wrote:

guys have to use stupid lines and not talk to women sincerely.

well , we use the pick up line just to make girls smile or laugh

By the way, thanks for cutting off my quote so that it says the exact opposite of what I actually said.  Classy.

HaileyinHongKong wrote:

Moroccan1 wrote:

HaileyinHongKong wrote:

guys have to use stupid lines and not talk to women sincerely.

well , we use the pick up line just to make girls smile or laugh

By the way, thanks for cutting off my quote so that it says the exact opposite of what I actually said.  Classy.

do you know that there is something in you pushes me to like you



it's not a pick up line Xd

And yet I find you horribly offensive.

mas fred wrote:

aabie ryan wrote:

Fred..If I send the PM what will I get as my rewards?
LOL

I'll be happy to talk dirty to you. Maybe even take you to the cinema.

Ahhh..thanks but no thanks..
That's a punishment instead a reward..

Don't spank him.  He might like it.

So now we have homophobia and misogyny.  Wonderful.

HaileyinHongKong wrote:

So now we have homophobia and misogyny.  Wonderful.

I believe in accepting everyone for who they are and, purely as a means of understanding, I believe you should try everything.

HaileyinHongKong wrote:

horribly offensive.

How sad :'(

You must be a good Dancer . Can I ve chane to dance with u so I can tell my parents that I  dance with an angel :d

Guy: U you know you cant go home
Girl: why
Guy: because youre here in my heart already

Moroccan1 wrote:

You must be a good Dancer . Can I ve chane to dance with u so I can tell my parents that I  dance with an angel :d

you have to tell your parents? really?

this is how it works as far as I know when it comes to parents round here. you involve your parents when you want them to arrange a marriage for you.

and then you go to the second phase of burning some food or something.

and then you can do the talking an getting to know your spouse.

oh ho ho, i got carried away silly me

my pick up line would be,

Hi,

I like your profile. please reply to this message.

Salman Omrani wrote:

my pick up line would be,

Hi,

I like your profile. please reply to this message.

jyahahahahahah