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manwonder

Enzyte Bob wrote:

Maybe in America it would be one bird once in a while, in the third world a flock of birds waiting for their next meal.


Yup...I too can't handle a whole flock all at once...so best to hide far away whats not meant to be seen.
:D

Enzyte Bob

mugtech wrote:

The ugly American


The Ugly American is Old, Fat, Bald & looking to marry a young beautiful sex machine who
cooks, cleans and smiles in the Philippines.

To the young beautiful sex machine who cooks, cleans and smiles her American doesn't look so ugly.

bigpearl

Enzyte Bob wrote:
mugtech wrote:

The ugly American


The Ugly American is Old, Fat, Bald & looking to marry a young beautiful sex machine who
cooks, cleans and smiles in the Philippines.

To the young beautiful sex machine who cooks, cleans and smiles her American doesn't look so ugly.


If only it were so simple Bob.

Cheers, Steve.

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