The good, the bad and the 'feo' -- Top Ten Ways That Not Having Mail Service Affects Gringo Life in La República.
10. The good -- No more dealing with birthday cards to send back home: finding a card, hoping the signed card gets there. Your built-in excuse -- hey, we don't have mail service in Ecuador.
9. The bad -- When tax filing time comes for the home country, no 1099's or other annual forms arrive at your rusting mailbox. So you have to email the agencies and companies and have them re-send the missing forms via email attachments.
8. The 'feo' -- Anyone trying to send you a check in the mail (a) it's not getting to you, and (b) you may never know it was being sent in the first place. Same for greetings from old friends and relatives, inheritance notifications and any government/'stimulus' payments you may or may not have been expecting.Â
7. The good -- It's no longer necessary to check with your guard or 'vigilante' several times a week to see if anything arrived for you.Â
(Spoiler alert -- nothing showed up.)
6. The good -- Remember that long trip you made to Colombia, and maybe the tax collecting agency there has some 'noticias' for you about supposedly being a Colombia tax resident. Well, that notification isn't ever going to show up at your rusting mailbox in Ecuador.
5. The bad -- Those periodic forms the government used to have you fill out known colloquially as 'proof of life', the forms that show you are still at your longtime address and qualify for continued Social Security and/or Disability payments -- well, those proof-of-life forms are not coming either. Good luck getting your SSA payments every month without interruption.
4. The bad -- Still own property back home? Well, if something goes wrong and some agency needs to advise you that the property has flooded .. or the property manager sent you a registered letter that he decided to quit .. or a tenant has sued you and you need to be represented in court by such-and-such a date -- well, you ain't gonna know nuttin', honey .. until it's too late.
3. The good -- You probably weren't getting much junk mail even before The Situation put the final nail in the Correos coffin. Now you don't get any junk mail ever, at all, fuggedaboutit.
2. The good --Remember having to buy stamps at the post office, stationery at the Maxi 'escolar' section, and replacement pens wherever pens are sold -- well, you don't have to buy any of that stuff any more.Â
1. The Feo...
And the number-one way in which not having mail and delivery service impacts the Gringos of Ecuador: You continually experience the hellishness of living life without ever having what you want sent or delivered to you when you want it .. or within a reasonable time period thereafter. In fact, it probably won't be delivered at all. What a country!