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Hello there,

That was hilarious! its nice to read another jokes of yours again!
Keep that coming in!

...hahaha I liked his 'female POV'. 

Hanniepie wrote:

Hello there,

That was hilarious! its nice to read another jokes of yours again!
Keep that coming in!

Thanks! JW

JWilliamson wrote:

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee and
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated --  'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said -- 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied -- 'Cause you're ugly'.

Hillarious!! Love it

awesome joke!!!

Poor thing! Is the look matters?

I thought every man wants to have a wife - rich, like beer etc... ?! (cited from Husband Store by JWilliamson)

lulu_0417 wrote:

Poor thing! Is the look matters?

I thought every man wants to have a wife - rich, like beer etc... ?! (cited from Husband Store by JWilliamson)

Mostly just a joke I hope. Do you have a Face Book account? Mine is     facebook.com/BMIAMI69 and my name is Boris Vasilievich but some people for some reason has called me JW. JW

Hello Boris or JW

Yes, I know, and a good one

I have a Facebook page,though I am not a big fan yet. Very nice to meet some talented people!