a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal

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JWilliamson Serial expat

Member since 01 June 2010

to win a fight you got to be ready to get hit

JWilliamsonSerial expat17 May 2011 01:14:32

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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+Tourist: $ 5.00
+Broiled Missionary: $ 10.00
+Fried Explorer: $ 15.00
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $ 100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning!"

Hanniepie Member

Member since 27 May 2010

It's ironic that just when we have fully realized ourselves
and are completely wise, we leave this world.

HanniepieMember28 May 2011 06:43:45

Again its worth the laugh!

Keep it coming.......

October Mist Member

Member since 03 June 2011

October MistMember04 June 2011 13:34:58

What a wonderful chuckle I got this morning.

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