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90 % of the advices are lame

let's see
Jst be yourself " esp in interviews "

"there are a lot of fish in the sea"( to a guy who's just broken up or got rejected by a girl)

reason:  like a certain key won't open just any door, a person is not compatible with just everyone: Some girls are lesbian, some  won't care about you, some hate men, some have loose conduct, some are gold-diggers, some are criminals, ... and the list goes on.
To find a "good" one among these, is not easy.

This is also for the women who want a decent men...

"Go ye and multiply".........

OliverQuest wrote:

what is the most ridiculous advice you ever heard ?

"Never go to Indonesia."

Way wrong. I suspect the advisers have never been here.

You can say this also about men with a sex appeal.

Hericles wrote:

Primadonna wrote:

You can say this also about men with a sex appeal.

It sounds to me that you believe in some global "gender equality". Men and women are too different and they will never be equal.
it's very rare for a woman to chase men.

Then you are out of space...

But we are far off topic so I stop here.

My lamest advice that I ever ever heard was that I don't need to study at college because I am already good educated
I won't tell who gave this advice to me but I was shocked.
And ofcourse I put it beside me and payed my own study.

The lamest is "Never give up"
I say this cos Obviously we have to have a plan B and C in case all goes wrong!

well mine "Go ye and multiply" much obvious an insult hihih

JasfurJQ wrote:

well mine "Go ye and multiply" much obvious an insult hihih

oh. I thought you were giving me instructions to populate the world. Now I have to retrieve the little bottles from the bank.

fallenangel124 wrote:

The lamest is "Never give up"
I say this cos Obviously we have to have a plan B and C in case all goes wrong!

yeah , when ever i hear someone telling me that , I want to go like
" You know I was about to , but since you say that magical words I'd give it another try "

hELLnoi wrote:

JasfurJQ wrote:

well mine "Go ye and multiply" much obvious an insult hihih

oh. I thought you were giving me instructions to populate the world. Now I have to retrieve the little bottles from the bank.

pls pls pls do retrieve the bottles, you alone many people bleed and suffer what if you multiply.....

"don't spend too much time on that project ... it's not worth" (that was 7 years ago)

Julien wrote:

"don't spend too much time on that project ... it's not worth" (that was 7 years ago)

well, is it?
if you add other languages to the above list:- Mandarin, Japanese membership will easily double and then it will be worth more!

Hericles wrote:

"there are a lot of fish in the sea"( to a guy who's just broken up or got rejected by a girl)

but who wants to date a fish??

Before i went to Pakistan for first time, the advice i got was

They live in mud huts.

WRONG!

If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.  Stupid.

Good song, though.

Beauty is only skin deep

aabie ryan wrote:

but who wants to date a fish??

Yup true. Last night i was with this chick...

Jaimira wrote:

Beauty is only skin deep

Yup. I wouldn't date anyone without their skin!
Just look at the cosmestic industry!
WOMEN spend billions each year...

Listen to your heart...

Love_Prisioner wrote:

Follow your dreams. (lol we are not at fairytale age no more)

its ok while you are sleeping...

Love_Prisioner wrote:

Follow your dreams. (lol we are not at fairytale age no more)

That's actually very good advice.  Too many people give up on their dreams and live unhappy lives.

Dream on. You may never wake up.