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Fred Indonesia

Fred

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I am a female.

I am married with children. I am au pair. I am a liar.

I joined expat.com on 02 August 2009.

  • I can speak English with a bit more Indonesian than before and a sprinkle of Mandarin. I am fluent in bahasa gila.
  • Interests Don't ask unless vomiting is on your list of hobbies
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Expat experience

Since 2018
Indonesia
West Java, Indonesia
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Gosh! what a question. If my life was a book, it would have been written by someone using hallucinogenic drugs

Not enough Alfamarts

Since August 2010
Indonesia
South Tangerang, Banten, Indonesia
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Married - 2 kids I wander around with a camera No motorbike Finally got rid of that suspicious rash. Keep buying cameras.

Traffic, the terrible traffic

Indonesia
Kota Cirebon, West Java, Indonesia
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Working until the pandemic, then lazy because I felt like it

 2018 -  2022
Indonesia
Kota Cirebon, West Java, Indonesia
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Working until the pandemic, then lazy because I felt like it

May 2007 - Aug 2010
Indonesia
Wonosobo, Central Java, Indonesia
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Not much because I was far too lazy to do much by way of work. Trying to get killed in whole new ways by driving too fast on a motorbike. Still trying to get rid of that suspicious rash.

Bad roads and worse internet

 1962 -  2007
England
Yorkshire (Barnsley), England
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Test, Test, Test Trying to get as many biker chicks as I could. Trying to stop the smells coming from my trousers. Trying to get myself killed at very high speed on a motorbike Trying to work out how to get rid of the suspicious rash. Trying not to remember how drunk I was last night. Trying to break a few more bones and get a few extra stitches whilst doing martial arts of various types.

Way too much of a drug/alcohol/idiot problem, but I've moved now.